Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 23 August 2017

Jokes On Molvi In Urdu

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Jokes On Molvi In Urdu


Jokes On Molvi In Urdu


ایک مولوی کے ہاتھ سے کوا گوشت چھین کر لے گیا
مولوی نے کوے کو آواز دی گوشت واپس کر ورنہ
لاؤڈ سپیکر پہ اعلان کرونگا کہ
کؤا حلال ہے۔

Aik Molvi Ky Hath Se Kawa Ghost Cheen Ker  Lay Gea
Molvi Ne Kaway Ko Awaz Di Ghost Wapes ker Werna
Laood Speaker Pe Elaan Keroon Ga keh
Kawa Halal Hay.
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Tuesday, 22 August 2017

Sar Dard and Sardar Jokes

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 Sar Dard and Sardar Jokes


Sar Dard and Sardar Jokes


سردار درخت سے الٹا لٹکا ہوا تھا
کسی نے پوچھا کہ کیا ہوا؟

سردار : یار سر درد کی گولی کھا ئی ہے
کہیں پیٹ میں نہ چلی جاۓ۔

Sardar Darakht Se Ulta latka Howa Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha Keh Kea Howa?

Sardar: Yaar Sar Dard Ki Goli Kha Li Hay
Kahin Pait Me Na Chali Jay.
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Friday, 5 May 2017

Teacher And Student Jokes

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Teacher And Student Jokes 2017


Teacher And Student Jokes

Teacher And Student Jokes

Teacher: Koe Aisa Mehkama Btao Jaha Aourat Kaam Nahi Ker Sakti
Student: Fire Brigade
Teacher: Wo Q Nahi
Student: Q K Aourat Ka Kaam Aag Lagana Hay Bujhana Nahi
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Tuesday, 25 April 2017

Female And Email Jokes

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Female And Email Jokes 2017


Female And Email Jokes

Female And Email Jokes

Do Network Bohat Taiz Hain
Aik Email Dosera Female
Dono Chand Hi Lamho Main Idher Ki Baat
Udher Pohancha Dety Hain.
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Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Blind Man And Woman Jokes

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Blind Man And Woman Jokes 2017


Blind Man And Woman Jokes

Blind Man And Woman Jokes

Lerki Apnay Nabena Aashiq Se
Ager Tmhari Aankhain Hoteen To Tum DDaikhtay Main Kitni Khobsorat Hoon
Lerka: Ager Tum Khobsorat Hoti To Kea Ankhoon Walay Tujhay Mery Lea Chortay
Nabena Hoo Pagal Nai.
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Wednesday, 8 March 2017

The Best Jokes About Women

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The Best Jokes About Women


The Best Jokes About Women

The Best Jokes About Women

Bas Me Sawar Khawateen Aapes Me Seat K Lea Ler Rae Thi
Kandaktor Ne Kaha Ler Q Rahe Hain
Aap Me Se Jo Bari Hay Wo Baith Jay
Dono Khawateen Pora Rasta Khari Rahin.
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Monday, 6 March 2017

Biwi Or Shohar Funny Latifay

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Biwi Or Shohar Funny Latifay


Biwi Or Shohar Funny Latifay

Biwi Or Shohar Funny Latifay

Shohar: Juma Perh Kr Aya Aor Biwi Ko Utha Kr Jhomnay Laga
Biwi: Kea Aaj Molvi Sahab Ne Romans Per Khutba Diya Hay
Shohar: Nahi Unhoo Ne Kaha Jo Duniya Main Apni Takleef Khushusi Se
Uthay Ga Wo Sedha Janat Main Jay Ga.
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Monday, 27 February 2017

Biwi Aur Shohar Urdu Funny Jokes

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Biwi Aur Shohar Urdu Funny Jokes


Biwi Aur Shohar Urdu Funny Jokes

Biwi Aur Shohar Urdu Funny Jokes

Biwi:Her Waqat Cricket Cricket Cricket
Main Tang Agae Hoo Aor Gher Chore Ker Ja Rahe Hoo
Shohar: Komentry K Andaaz Me
Pehli Baar Qadmo Ka Darust Istimal
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Thursday, 23 February 2017

Racist Jokes Funny Racial Jokes

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Racist Jokes Funny Racial Jokes


Racist Jokes Funny Racial Jokes

Aik Lerki Ki 5 karor Ki Latre Nikli Company Ne Socha Ager Is Ko Foran Bataya To Ye Lerki Mer Jay Gi.Compay Ne Aik Maraci Se Kaha K Lerki Ko Tareqay Se Latre K Baray Me Batao.Marasi Ne Lerki Se Kaha K Ferz Karo Tumhari % Karor Ki Latre Nikal Aay Tum Kya Kro Gi.
Lerki Ne Kaha Aik To Me Tum Se Shadi Ker Lo Gi Dosra Me Adhi Raqam Tumhain Day Do Gi.
Marasi Khushi Se Mer Gya.
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Saturday, 18 February 2017

Funny Jokes About Men Jokes 2017

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Funny Jokes About Men Jokes 2017


Funny Jokes About Men Jokes 2017

Do Admi Aik Choti Almari Oper Wali Manzil Per Lay Ja Rahay Thay
Thoori Dair Baad Dono Pasenay Se Sharabor Thay Or Aik Bhi Sereh Nhi Cherhay
Aik Admi Ne Kaha K Ye Almari Oper Lay Jana Hamary Baas Ka Kam Nhi
Doseray Ne Kaha Me To Samjha K Almari Nechay Lay Jani Hay.
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Thursday, 16 February 2017

Shohar Aur Biwi Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi

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Shohar Aur Biwi Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi


Shohar Aur Biwi Funny Jokes Urdu/Hindi

Jin Kya Hukam Hay Mery Aaqa
Insaan Mery Gher Se America Tak Rood Bana Do
Jin Bohat Mushkil Hay Mery Aaqa
Insaan To Mere Biwi Ko Mera Fermaberdar Bana Do
Jin Rood Single Banani Hay Ya Dabal.
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Friday, 13 January 2017

Satan Jokes Devil Joke 2017 In Urdu With English Text

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Satan Jokes Devil Joke 2017 In Urdu With English Text


Satan Jokes Devil Joke 2017 In Urdu With English Text

AIk Admi Ko Saag Bohat Pasand Tha Wo Rozana Gher Main Saag Pakwata
Jab Khanay Baithtay To Apnay Betay Se Kehta K Khanay Se Pehlay
Bismillah Perha Karo Werna Satan Khanay Main Shamil Ho Jata Hay.
Lakin Is Ka Beta Bismillah K Bagher Khana Kha Leta.
Aik Din Satan Aa Gya Aur Kehnay Laga
Kabhi To Bismillah Perh Lea Kar Saag Kha Kha Ker K Main Mern Wala Ho Gya Hoon.

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Monday, 9 January 2017

Husband And Wife Jokes In Urdu With English Text 2017

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Husband And Wife Jokes In Urdu With English Text 2017


Husband And Wife Jokes In Urdu With English Text 2017

Biwi Ne Subha Subha Shohar Ko Jagaya
Jaldi Uthain Aik Afsoos Naak Baat Btani Hay.
Shohar: Kya Hoa
Biwi: Jis Molvi Sahab Ne Hamara Nikah
Perhaya Tha Un Ka Intiqaal Ho Gya Hay.
Shohar: Buray Kamoo Ka Bura Hi Anjaam Hota Hay.

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Saturday, 7 January 2017

Best Marriage Jokes,Funny Marriage Jokes 2017

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Best Marriage Jokes,Funny Marriage Jokes 2017


Best Marriage Jokes,Funny Marriage Jokes 2017

Shadi Ki Taqreeb Main Aik Jin Aa Gya
Jin Ko Daikhtay Hi Lerkiyon Ki Cheinkhain Nikal Gae
Aik Baba G Ne Lerkiyon Say Wazu Kernay Ka Kaha
Lerkiyan Wazu Ker K Aae Too Jin Ki Cheinkhain Nikal Gae.

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Biwi Aur Shohar Urdu Funny Jokes 2017 In Urdu With English Text

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Biwi Aur Shohar Urdu Funny Jokes 2017 In Urdu With English Text


Biwi Aur Shohar Urdu Funny Jokes 2017 In Urdu With English Text

Biwi Nay Shohar Say Kaha Mujhay Aise Baat Kaho K
Mere Khoshi Ki Intiha Na Rahay Pher Aise Baat Karo K Mujhay
Gusa Aa Jay.
Shohar Nay Kaha
Tum Mere Zindagi Ho Aor Laanat Hay Aise Zindagi Per.

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Friday, 6 January 2017

Peer to Mureed funny Joke In Urdu 2017

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Peer to Mureed funny Joke In Urdu 2017


Peer to Mureed funny Joke In Urdu 2017

Peer: Beata Koe Manat Mangoo
Mureed: Mehrbani Kr K Mughy Unmarried Ker Dain
Peer: Beata Manat Mangoo Janat Nahi.

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Air Hostess Funny Jokes In Urdu

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Air Hostess Funny Jokes In Urdu With English Text


Air Hostess Funny Jokes In Urdu

Jhaaz Me Bethay Aik Shakhs Nay Air Hostess
Say Kha K Aap Ki Shakal Meri Biwi Se Milti Hay.
Air Hostess : Bakwaas Band Karo
Admi Bola Mashallah Zubaan Bhi Milti Hay.

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Shohar Biwi Funny Joke 2017 In Urdu With English Text

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Shohar Biwi Funny Joke 2017 In Urdu With English Text


Shohar Biwi Funny Joke 2017 In Urdu With English Text

Merd Merch Ki Tarha Taiz Hota Hay
Mager Merch Jitni Bhi Taiz Ho 
Aourat Is Ka Achar Dalti Hay.

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